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September 19 - September 23, 2005 - Odious dance, 20 things about me, malevolent flying apple dream, return of the migraine
September 13 - September 17, 2005 - The return of Cynebeah, another Kitchener interview, f00 talking in his sleep, my first day of school, horticultural bandit, silly customer tricks, disembodied squirrel tail, Volcano High
September 8 - September 11, 2005 - The Craft and Wiccans, tongue-replacing parasites, interview with Kitchener hotel, my arms keep growing, plastic baby doll tornado dream, American Excess credit card, Erin's legs
September 1 - September 6, 2005 - Résumé sent, guestbook shenanigans, biking with critters, more silly customers, New Orleans cucumber hurricane dream, Dad meets a skunk, satellite dish moving for reception, best strawberry milkshake ever!
August 25 - August 29, 2005 - Contrary customers, The Apple, year's reading list, freeweight training begins
August 20 - August 24, 2005 - Back to back shifts, flogger costume, linkalicious
August 12 - August 16, 2005 - Thinking of moving to Kitchener, what time is noon, I heart Covenant
August 6 - August 11, 2005 - A new flavour of stupid customer, cramps of doom, uncloseted kung fu instructor dream
July 30 - August 5, 2005 - Office panic attack, kung fu craziness, sore pecs, The Golem, walking on water dream, encounter with a bald eagle
July 25 - July 28, 2005 - Leaving work early, Antimony dream, Calumny dream, African vampire vikings, last night with Kathryn, dancing with construction workers
July 20 - July 24, 2005 - Nipple Extractor, pee fairy, land of queasy tummy
July 15 - July 19, 2005 - Another stupid customer, work uniform silliness, too drunk on one drink, I have many pasts, nekkid while shopping
July 8 - July 14, 2005 - Chocolate, berries, and ice wine, spasming endometrium, seagulls vs. eagles, kayaking and a walk amongst birds, sparring, Hellraiser: Deader
July 1 - July 6, 2005 - Transferable poi skills, back to kung fu, ugliest dog in the world, chinchilla flogger video, Canada Day
June 22 - June 30, 2005 - Kung fu burlesque vagina doughnut dream, my reputation, Brewbaker's dance gig, dance the doldrums away
June 14 - June 21, 2005 - Overheard in NY, Girl Guide Jamboree dance performance, Royal Suite dance performance, Suhaila Yoga
June 5 - June 13, 2005 - A Saturday filled with dance, the Pink Nomads, carpets are CLEAN, movie night, review of The Power Team
May 31 - June 4, 2005 - Too casual for casual day, winning a lottery, fellow fire dancers, winning night at a luxury suite, review of Octopus, silly customer tricks
May 25 - May 30, 2005 - Nada Lanteigne's student dance show, adventures in Moncton, crazy new YMCA, sockfoot dancing, enormous vulva dream, Drums and Machines
May 18 - May 23, 2005 - Aziza workshop review, the weekend in pictures, Kathryn and Zed's wedding, cramps from hell, poi again
May 12 - May 17, 2005 - New dance costume, Suhaila Salimpour's Pilates, lying, no more classes, silly customer tricks, poi, Suhaila buns, muscle men for God
May 5 - May 11, 2005 - Piss and work, hiphop and poi, beginning of a new costume, stupid customer tricks, male hero dance costume, city bus figure head JW convention dream
April 30 - May 3, 2005 - Wrong work schedule, cybernetic tyrannosaurus rex dream, hiphop class, Bellydance Superstars review, new exercise regimen, poi/head mixups, sister SUV dream
April 26 - April 29, 2005 - Tiger grenade dream, chinchilla undulation video, dance to-do, shrieking dogs, tusk necklace
April 20 - April 24, 2005 - Club Guy, kooky cab driver, muscular isolations, biking home, playing with my balls
April 14 - April 19, 2005 - Poi and striations, Ginger Sweet Potato Soup, Chinese Chicken Salad with Sesame Ginger Dressing, spinning and vertigo, stupid customers, downtime at work, BPAL Spooky
April 5 - April 11, 2005 - Another stupid customer, wild rice cat nipple dream, why I feel compelled to keep in shape, the birthday party, broken elbow, new lats
March 29 - April 2, 2005 - Kung fu and weight training, gaining definition, cancer sticks, ancient Chinese sexology, BPAL perfumes, Jagermeister and Galliano
March 25 - March 28, 2005 - People of the Abyss, mole, omis, gothic workout, God is a platypus
March 19 - March 23, 2005 - Back to the gym, toe relapse, soak drills vs. blocking drills, Johnny Pope, Multicultural Fair dance performance, goose egg on my arm, kung fu seminar
March 13 - March 17, 2005 - A change in diet, Review: The Golden Apple: Bellydance Stars of New York, f00's birthday, Review: Tribal Fusion Belly Dance: Yoga, Isolations and Drills, Review: The Ultimate Bellydance Fitness Workout
March 6 - March 11, 2005 - Still sick, astral projection and chinchillas, sexy Cabbage Patch Kids, strawberry-flavoured lung crud, resentment, should I become a body builder, eye candy, Yul Brynner, fear of coughing
February 28 - March 5, 2005 - Goatse hipscarf, Mongolian bankers, kung fu and downhill skiing, hideous dance costumes, Dirty Sanchez torture letter, clown spaceship dream, 110% Sicilian
February 23 - February 26, 2005 - Review: Bellydance for Body Shaping: Buns and Thighs, work whingeing, strange customer names, why I work out, what I've done which you may not have, I got a haircut
February 17 - February 22, 2005 - The bullying sifu, pork tenderloin supper, hamburger soup, Thrensday, Tarzan, call centre shenanigans
February 12 - February 16, 2005 - No room at the inn, call centre vs. dance, walking etiquette, RNA/DNA vitamins, downhill skiing, cows and gasmasks
February 7 - February 11, 2005 - Sparring, poreless skin, student loan woes, morning is midnight, ostrich head dream, Vampires vs. Zombies, Dream Warrior, red bikini, icy road pony dream
February 2 - February 5, 2005 - Sleeping on the floor, leaving work sick, zombie me
January 28 - February 1, 2005 - Chick flicks and sleep, new kung fu instructor, Earl Grey tea, peeing my pants to impress Quentin, flexibility and kung fu, hovercraft furry geese dream
January 24 - January 27, 2005 - Insolence and hate, knocked-up ex, parallellogram outburst, shucking my gills, police trace, yam imposter dream, adulterous kung fu
January 18 - January 23, 2005 - Claire Bauroff photos, too cold, Review: Instant Belly Dancer: A Crash Course in Bellydance, Vol.1 - Curves, blizzard, monster of the bride, boot love, kung fu Olympics gallery, wok lid tsunami dream
January 14 - January 17, 2005 - Feathers and snow, Edwardian lady with a whip, slap dance, turkey dinner, the end of kung fu classes, a normal migraine
January 10 - January 13, 2005 - Code-learning woes, misleading dance class, return of the megrim, crazy work day, running home, new kung fu sneakers, horse stance competition, first day of work
January 6 - January 9, 2005 - I don't train like Jackie Chan, Aeon Flux One Ring dream, books read, true neutral, dress codes, the red dress, Rabbit Hole Day, Starfarers of Catan, sorting CDs
January 2 - January 5, 2005 - Prozac resistance dream, 2004 recap, parkour and Tarzan, racialist Canada dream, saving Garfield, ten years of webbing, sea monsters and ancestors, New Year's party