The ShanMonster vs. bkh [Thursday, November 2, 2000]

bkh: bensoir

bkh: bensoir

bkh: bensoir

ShanMonster: No matter how many times you say it, I really don't think it's spelled that way.

bkh: fuck your mother

ShanMonster: No thank you. She's not my type.

bkh: excuse me.

ShanMonster: Should I? You just told me to engage in sexual intercourse with my mother. I don't think there's much excuse for that, unless you have some sort of typing-based Tourrette's disorder.

bkh: excuse me please

ShanMonster: Uhh, no.

bkh: c'est qui ooooo.oh?

ShanMonster: I really don't speak French, and I'm not so sure you do, either.

bkh: i speak the englishe

ShanMonster: Never heard of it.

bkh: i dont understood

ShanMonster: That's okay. So, do all Algerians tell Canadians to have sex with their Moms?

bkh: no never

ShanMonster: So what possessed you to be the first?

bkh: what

ShanMonster: Why did you do it?

bkh: wht is your job?

ShanMonster: I interview people on ICQ. You still have not answered my question: Why did you tell me to have sex with my mother?

bkh: zeb

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