The ShanMonster vs. slazanger27 [Thursday, November 2, 2000]

slazanger27: hello I would like to gain your hearth! So Please help me in this matter/

ShanMonster: I don't have a hearth. I don't even have a fireplace.

slazanger27: really also I would like to gain it

ShanMonster: You want to gain my nonexistent hearth?

slazanger27: is is wort to gain it for you/

ShanMonster: Are you some sort of pyromaniac, or are you just hearkening back to the days of the Roman hearth goddess Caca or the Greek goddess Hestia?

slazanger27: none of them

ShanMonster: Then why do you want a hearth?

slazanger27: it will avail one day for both of us who knows

ShanMonster: I certainly don't know. Are you a vestal virgin, by any chance?

slazanger27: you are righ on my virginity

ShanMonster: What about the vestal part?

slazanger27: sory for my bad english what is vestal

ShanMonster: A vestal is a follower of the Roman goddess Vesta. She was a very important goddess, and the hearth was sacred to her.

slazanger27: ok it is secret this matter when you open your hearth to me I will tell it

ShanMonster: But I don't have a hearth!

slazanger27: so my hearth gone out

ShanMonster: Maybe you should get some more firewood or something.

slazanger27: i know to stisf with them also

ShanMonster: You have me at a loss. I have absolutely no idea what a "stisf" is.

slazanger27: you are a very hard girl sweety

ShanMonster: Hard? Well, I've been around the block a few times, but I've never served time....

slazanger27: really

ShanMonster: Yes.

slazanger27: what do you look like

ShanMonster: I don't know. I've never seen a picture of myself.

slazanger27: do u have a picture also

ShanMonster: I just told you I've never seen a picture of myself. You tell me......

slazanger27: ok what is your job

ShanMonster: I do self-portraits.

slazanger27: well

ShanMonster: No, I don't draw wells.

slazanger27: do you know that the big love stars with a little quarrel

ShanMonster: What's a big love star? Is it like a Harlequin romance novelist?

slazanger27: consider me for big ove star

ShanMonster: Sure.

slazanger27: consider as a lover for you

ShanMonster: No, thank you.

slazanger27: why you fear of my stealing of your feeling

ShanMonster: Not at all. I'm afraid of your persistent need for fireplace parts.

slazanger27: you are insiting on the same thing

ShanMonster: But I don't want a fireplace!

slazanger27: what is you need exactly

ShanMonster: I need a nap.

slazanger27: what is nap

ShanMonster: A short sleep.

slazanger27: ok you can go if you want

ShanMonster: Thanks. I appreciate your permission.

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