The ShanMonster vs. col. sanders [Thursday, November 9, 2000]

col. sanders: i'm being serious here.....i just finished a *party* where i was the *centre of attention* i'm so happy....i sucked off 11 guys and they all cummed in my mouth do you think i should have?

ShanMonster: Congratulations. More power to you. I'm not into bukkake, myself.

col. sanders: do you mean being in my position or the guys' position?

ShanMonster: Either way fits into the sexual genre, I would guess.

col. sanders: but would you be one of the guys cumming or getting cumed on?

ShanMonster: Neither.

col. sanders: why wouldn't you want to cum on someone?

ShanMonster: I just don't have it in me to do such a thing.

col. sanders: you did know that i'm a guy right?

ShanMonster: Yes, I figured that out quite easily.

col. sanders: it's the funnest thing that i've ever done (seeming i'm only 16)`

ShanMonster: Ah. I see. Very funny, that.

col. sanders: so have you ever given a blowjob?

ShanMonster: No. I can't afford a snowblower.

col. sanders: lol you NEVER have?

ShanMonster: No. Besides, I don't have a driveway.

col. sanders: what are you talkign about?

ShanMonster: Blowjobs, silly.

col. sanders: yes like oral sex

ShanMonster: You mean like talking while doing the dastardly deed?

col. sanders: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i like you HAHAHHAAH sucking dick

ShanMonster: Never heard of it before.

col. sanders: hahaha what about cum?

ShanMonster: I learned all about that on Sesame Street, only it was spelled differently. It's too bad, because "cum" would have been much easier to sound out.

col. sanders: hehehe so what do you do?

ShanMonster: I eat toast. It's pretty good.

col. sanders: good stuff

ShanMonster: Yes. I also eat bacon and eggs.

col. sanders: i also eat sperm

ShanMonster: You must be very hungry.

col. sanders: no i had quite a lot this morning

ShanMonster: So you say. How many quarts? Did you have to get your stomach pumped like Rod Stewart supposedly did in the 1970s?

col. sanders: i didn't measure it and it was 11 guys...SOME of them twice no i didn't get my stomach pumped

ShanMonster: Like I said, you must be hungry.

col. sanders: i WAS not anymore

ShanMonster: Congratulations. I'm proud.

col. sanders: aaaawwwwww.......thanks

ShanMonster: You're welcome.

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