The ShanMonster vs. cyrano de 2 [Thursday, November 9, 2000]

cyrano de 2: do u know dracula?

ShanMonster: Yeah, we hang out together all the time.

cyrano de 2: ooooooo and he like blood?

ShanMonster: Not anymore. He's a vegan now.

cyrano de 2: mmmmmmm so he like to eat you

ShanMonster: No, I am not vegetative.

cyrano de 2: hehehehehe are you testing good i mean are you pretty?

ShanMonster: Not really. I'm a bride of Dracula, after all.

cyrano de 2: hey u need a help for your icq request i will help you if you want

ShanMonster: No, that's okay. I like to do things on my own.

cyrano de 2: do u see the big icq down there click on it then u will see a board then click on securety and privecy

ShanMonster: No.

cyrano de 2: well i will tell you then you are free to not to do i dont care hunnnnnnn then put a point on MY AUTHORIZATION IS REQUIRED BEFFORE THE USERS ADD ME TO THEIR CONTACTS LIST then click SAVE and done no problem hunnnnnnn

ShanMonster: No. Several hundred people add me every day. I don't want hundreds of popup messages happening throughout the day asking me to authorize people who can't even converse properly in their mother tongue, let alone English. It's a huge hassle.

cyrano de 2: ok i will tell you for the last time then i will change the subject hunnnnnn i was doing like you then one they a hacker enter to my list and fuck all my computer and it was all deleted and it coast me 575 us ollar so my dear brite are you pretty?

ShanMonster: Didn't you know that all Dracula's brides are hackers?

cyrano de 2: oh yeah try me and you will see the stars in the light day hehehehe

ShanMonster: I already told you Dracula is a vegan. So are his brides at his insistance. Ever since he started hanging out with Bunnicula, we've been sucking cabbages dry.

cyrano de 2: do u have a pic

ShanMonster: If I can't see myself in a mirror, how the hell do you expect me to show up in a photo?

cyrano de 2: well dear maybe u have one from the past hehehehe

ShanMonster: Cameras weren't invented then.

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