The ShanMonster vs. humathegreat [Friday, November 17, 2000]

humathegreat: hi, u like lesbian sex?

ShanMonster: No, I prefer yoghourt.

humathegreat: ok bye.

ShanMonster: Why? What's wrong with yoghourt?

humathegreat: wots that?

ShanMonster: It's a milk/bacteria culture, and it's really tasty.

humathegreat: wot u talking about?

ShanMonster: I'm talking about yoghourt, silly. It's a prime ingredient in such tasty dishes as tzatziki sauce.

ShanMonster: Don't you like yoghourt?

humathegreat: wot u mean ?

ShanMonster: Do you, or do you not, like the splendid dairy product which is called yoghourt? It comes from milk which springs from the fertile teats of cows, goats, and sheep, and maybe even from more exotic animals like camels, yaks, and monkeys.

humathegreat: i havent try it...

ShanMonster: Really? You're a yoghourt virgin? Then hie thee to a grocery store and pick up a tub! I recommend lime-flavoured. It's my favourite.

humathegreat: wot u saying friend if i never try this product mean i am virigin?

ShanMonster: Yes! You are a yoghourt virgin. It's okay. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

humathegreat: ok than i am.

humathegreat: wot u mean by virigin?

ShanMonster: Someone who has never had yoghourt is a yoghourt virgin. Someone who has never gone golfing is a golfing virgin. Someone who's never danced with a chicken is a chicken dancing virgin.

humathegreat: okay...... s

ShanMonster: Excellent! I think we're finally on the same wavelength, now.

humathegreat: yeah..... a/s/l?

ShanMonster: Oh dear. And we were doing so well, too.

humathegreat: wot?

ShanMonster: Sigh.... It's just that a/s/l is the most boring, mundane, and useless request I receive. All that data is in my user information. I would have thought you had some sort of gender in mind when asking me if I liked lesbian sex, at the very least. Then again, it doesn't take one specific gender to appreciate two women coupling, hmm?

humathegreat: okie...

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