The ShanMonster vs. Yacine [Monday, November 20, 2000]

Yacine: i need you baby

ShanMonster: No, you need punctuation and capitalization in all the right places.

Yacine: thanks do you speak french

ShanMonster: No.

Yacine: why

ShanMonster: For the same reason you probably don't speak Tagalog.

Yacine: what does mean TAGALOG

ShanMonster: It's an Austronesian language of the Tagalog people.

Yacine: are you one from them

ShanMonster: No.

Yacine: are you alone

ShanMonster: No. I'm surrounded by the blinking ICQ messages of scores of illiterate horny people. I kinda sorta wish I was alone, though. I think I'd get more done.

Yacine: i am simply a computer ingeneer

ShanMonster: Oh. I thought you were a grammarian.

Yacine: what are you doing in your life

ShanMonster: I am procrastinating. I really ought to be working on my new skirt. In fact, I think this conversation has given me impetus to do such a thing. So, I must bid you adieu.

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