The ShanMonster vs. veryromantic [Monday, November 20, 2000]

veryromantic: do you want to sex with me?

ShanMonster: Do you want to go swimming in a bowl of Shredded Wheat?

veryromantic: why not!!

ShanMonster: Have fun....

veryromantic: are you sure do you want to sex with me?

ShanMonster: Not now. I have a sinus headache.

veryromantic: ohhhh sorryyy...

ShanMonster: It's okay. Once all the snot falls out, I should feel better.

veryromantic: take good care yourself... but first of allI should recognize you

ShanMonster: I try.

veryromantic: can I recognize you? ok I wait you

ShanMonster: No. I'm in disguise.

veryromantic: Why are you in disguise?

ShanMonster: I'm hiding from ICQverts.

veryromantic: oh sorry...

ShanMonster: It's okay. They still find me, anyway.

veryromantic: Shan please explain your life are you happy , what do you do?

ShanMonster: I am not happy at the moment because I have a headcold. Other than that, I serve as the dictator of the Internet.

veryromantic: oh... why are you dictator, it is so bad. Yoo look good..

ShanMonster: I am a dictator because of a digital coup.

veryromantic: I see that..

ShanMonster: Anyhow, I must be off. My cybernetic advisors are giving me a hassle and I must deal with them. It's been a while since I last instigated a good crucifixion. It might lighten up the mood, today.

veryromantic: ok. Shan Monster. Take good care yourself... Can I add you in my list?

ShanMonster: You may if you like, but do you really want to be crucified?

veryromantic: see you later!!!!! :------)))

ShanMonster: Not if my new disguise works.....

veryromantic: ohh okey...

veryromantic: where are you now?

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