The ShanMonster vs. ruby

ruby: you know my brother is in the same new brunswick

ShanMonster: That's nice.

ruby: what do u study there

ShanMonster: I don't. I graduated in 1994.

ruby: he is still there

ShanMonster: I studied English (drama) and Classics (civilization) with a minor in Fine Arts (creative writing).

ruby: great can i ask some questions

ShanMonster: Yes, but I'm leaving soon.

ruby: how old r you

ShanMonster: 29

ruby: r you a lesbo

ShanMonster: Not that I've noticed.

ruby: my brother say that you r sexy

ruby: too sexy

ShanMonster: How would he know?

ruby: is this yes or no

ShanMonster: Neither.

ruby: he is 24 you don't like girls or boys

ShanMonster: No. I like chickens.

ruby: what do you mean

ShanMonster: I like domesticated poultry which lay eggs or crow in the morning.

ruby: is this english

ShanMonster: Yes.

ruby: so can you explain do you prefer men or women

ShanMonster: I prefer neither.

ruby: any way my brother is intersted in you that's why i'm asking

ShanMonster: I've never met him.

ruby: but he saw you

ShanMonster: Where?

ruby: you know now

ShanMonster: Oh. I thought you meant he saw me walking around town.

ruby: no he is asking if you have another pic

ShanMonster: Here....

ruby: well he is asking if you have a pic nakked he is crazy about you if you don't want forget it

ShanMonster: I have no idea what "nakked" means. Is it something akin to "nacked"? People use that as a search term to find my site all the time.

ruby: it means without clothes

ShanMonster: Have fun.

ruby: where exactly i can't find you un dressed

ShanMonster: Well, I am wearing a bra in the picture, but it's still pretty darned revealing.

ruby: do you want to talk to him

ShanMonster: No, I have to go do some sewing.

ruby: ok