The ShanMonster vs. Mizo [Monday, November 27, 2000]

Mizo: wanna have cyber sex with me ?? it's gonn be a great time we express all our feelings step by step..mmmmmm

ShanMonster: Why are you saying "mmmmmmm"? I'm not a cookie.

Mizo: ok . so how r u doing?

ShanMonster: Not too badly, so far. I've only had half a dozen ICQverts harass me tonight.

Mizo: as u like :)

ShanMonster: Well, sometimes I like it, because it gives me a bit of a diversion from more serious matters, but tonight, I'm working on a project.

Mizo: i'll be waiting or u next time :)

ShanMonster: Where?

Mizo: your bed room :))

ShanMonster: I hope not. The idea of an ICQvert showing up in my home gives me a case of the screeching willies.

Mizo: ok .. so..?

ShanMonster: So your idea of showing up in my bedroom is definitely cause for alarm. How would you like it if a complete stranger--gender, appearance, age, and mental health status unknown--showed up in your boudoir? On second thought, never mind....

Mizo: whateva.. don't u wanna help me masturbate?

ShanMonster: Not in the slightest.

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