The ShanMonster vs. lesbiano [Monday, December 3, 2000]

lesbiano: hi.......iam bisexual male , but i have % persent girls feeling , i love too much woman orders to do what ever they like , try me if u want. waiting.

ShanMonster: You bastard. You got me pregnant. Where's my frigging child support payment???

lesbiano: really.......

ShanMonster: Yes. The last time you cybered with me, I was ovulating.

lesbiano: yes but do u know that iam a male .

ShanMonster: Well, duh! I wouldn't have expected a woman to get me pregnant.

lesbiano: but iam a bisexual male not female.

ShanMonster: Bisexual men still have viable sperm, even if they do diddle men from time to time.

lesbiano: yes i have but u have to make me wet now plzzzzzz.

ShanMonster: If you don't hurry up with the payments, I'll get you wet by letting my water break on you.

lesbiano: really plzzz do that i like it too much.plzz over my face .

ShanMonster: You're into afterbirth and placenta?

lesbiano: don,t understand u .

ShanMonster: That's as obvious as the probability you are a mouth-breather.

lesbiano: oh ya ummmmmmm i like u too much give me more plzzzzzzz.

ShanMonster: You're a maladjusted masochist, aren't you?

lesbiano: i don,t unders stand , but if u wanna me to be , so yes iam .

lesbiano: r u still there darling .

ShanMonster: Oh yes. I'm glued to my seat.

lesbiano: nice .

ShanMonster: Give me my money.

lesbiano: if u say some bad words to me

ShanMonster: Malodorous. Unfeasable. Evil. Mean. Fistula.

lesbiano: in english plzzzzz.

ShanMonster: You first, please.

lesbiano: plzzzzz do it for me iam too wet and hungry to some dirty words .

ShanMonster: The words are not "wet" and "hungry." They are "bathetic" and "uneducated."

lesbiano: u know i thing u don,t wanna to continue with me right.

ShanMonster: Right.

lesbiano: ok bye then.

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