The ShanMonster vs. ICE

ICE: Hey sexy

ICE: Hi sexy

ICE: Hey gorgeous

ShanMonster: Gorgeous what?

ICE: You are gorgeous silly

ShanMonster: What about when I'm not silly?

ICE: You are still gorgeous

ShanMonster: That's pretty noneventful, then.

ICE: *hugs* Would you cheer up.... you are the most gorgeous woman on earth

ShanMonster: I fear for the other women. I'm in serious need of a shower right now.

ICE: MMMm can I join.. LOL

ShanMonster: My hair smells like raunchy scalp, and the rest of me smells like Seaworld.

ICE: Mmmm then let me scrub you down

ShanMonster: No thanks.

ICE: I was just kidding

ShanMonster: Isn't that giving birth to baby goats?

ICE: LOL

ShanMonster: I used to raise goats, so I've had my fair share of hands around a gory baby goat, giving a good tug.

ICE: I was on a farm one summer... its was hell on earth

ShanMonster: I miss it. I grew up on farms.

ICE: Thats cool... I can imagine you with a pair of Daisy Dukes on

ShanMonster: Yeah, I certainly wore my share of cutoffs. But somehow, it's not so attractive when you're splattered with blood and manure.

ICE: Ok.. didn't need to hear that... thanx hun

ShanMonster: Any time......

ICE: hug