The ShanMonster vs. 98649810 [Tuesday, December 26, 2000]

98649810: hi sweet do you want to masterbate with me?

ShanMonster: How would I masturbate with you? I'm guessing you're significantly larger than a vibrator.

98649810: lol lol

ShanMonster: You know, lol lol looks like ASCII art for two men lying prone. Are you trying to send me subliminal messages?

98649810: what?? do you have a pic of you

ShanMonster: I could probably try some ASCII art like you just did......

98649810: what is damn ASCII

ShanMonster: Probably the opposite of blessed ASCII, I guess.

98649810: do you like masterbation

ShanMonster: I don't like it when it's spelled that way.

98649810: masturbation okay?

ShanMonster: It depends what's used. I would not recommend a whole pineapple, for example.

98649810: do you have a pic of you

ShanMonster: Not in ASCII.

98649810: shit i dont understand what is your ASCII

ShanMonster: Hang on while I think about it......... How about this? @B-{

98649810: i dont understand a thing

ShanMonster: I'm not terribly surprised.

98649810: ok explain

ShanMonster: Hang on, I'm trying to find a better example.

98649810: waiting

ShanMonster: Here, try this.

98649810: what is that

ShanMonster: That's an ASCII picture of me.

98649810: are you making fun of me

98649810: tell me seriously

ShanMonster: Yes. Yes, I am. I confess.

98649810: fuck your ass`

ShanMonster: With what? There are so many things to choose from.

98649810: do you like mastErbation

ShanMonster: I must admit, I've never tried E. The idea of ravers and teeth-clenching don't do it for me terribly much.

98649810: fuck you again

ShanMonster: Is this how you have cybersex? It's rather unadorned by flowery, romantic speech, dontcha think? Usually, perverts like you at least offer me virtual flowers and stuff.

98649810: okay i offer you nice penis

ShanMonster: Oh, that makes it all better. Thanks, but I already have a nice penis. It's a nice eleven-incher, and I have to strap it to my leg. Most people think I just stuff my Y-fronts, but I know better.

98649810: FUCK YOU

ShanMonster: Oh, talk dirty to me, no-named romancer! I'll rub my enormous schlong all over the place, just picturing your invisible face.

98649810: do you have a pic of you

ShanMonster: I already sent it to you. You know, I think you might be overdue for your Alzheimer's checkup.

98649810: no you surer did not

ShanMonster: ASCII is not dead yet, damnit!

98649810: FUCK U

ShanMonster: Your letters are getting bigger just as your words are getting shorter. How interesting.....

98649810: and my penis had fallen on the floor

ShanMonster: That sucks. Don't let the dog eat it.

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