The ShanMonster vs. Thorco

Thorco: so let me know when your coming to BC , to look for big foot

ShanMonster: I am bigfoot.

Thorco: so , do u have big feet

ShanMonster: No, I'm just bigfoot. Look at my email address.

Thorco: i will , my mother lives in fredericton

ShanMonster: She should watch out for all the sasquattle, then.

Thorco: so, are u a big women

ShanMonster: That all depends on how much I eat and how many of me there are.

Thorco: ok, so u married, single

ShanMonster: Yes, I was single when I married.

Thorco: so your married now

ShanMonster: My married what? I don't understand what you're getting at. Your English and grammar baffle me.

Thorco: really, are u married to anyone at this moment

ShanMonster: I'm not sure. My wedding ring is cracked, so I'm not wearing it. Does that mean I have a temporary reprieve from marital bliss?

Thorco: so, have u been to BC

ShanMonster: All Bigfoots have been to BC.

Thorco: and u didnt get lost in the Rockies

ShanMonster: I did once.

Thorco: so is it snowing there

ShanMonster: I don't know. I'm not in the Rockies right now. I found my way out.

Thorco: snowing in NB now, wild woman

ShanMonster: It's probably snowing outside somewhere. It's not snowing inside, though.

Thorco: ok, its raining out side here,

ShanMonster: That's nice.

Thorco: well i will talk to u later

ShanMonster: Toodles!

Thorco: bye, wild woman