The ShanMonster vs. ~*Lady NB/Bi*~ [Friday, January 5, 2001]

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: hmmm.. would you be interested in a threesome with myself and my b/f

ShanMonster: I'm more interested if rodents are involved.

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: Hello

ShanMonster: What's your favourite kind of rodent? I'm partial to capybaras, myself.

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: pardon??

ShanMonster: They're kinda big, but I think that's their charm.

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: what are you talking about

ShanMonster: I'm talking about the capybara--a sheep-sized rodent from South America. They look rather like hamsters, but because of their size, are definitely inappropriate for such erotic pursuits as gerbil-jamming.

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: o.k.. i still don't know what the hell you are talking about but is cool.. hey you into a threesome

ShanMonster: Does your boyfriend like rodents?

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: no

ShanMonster: I don't think it would work out very well, then. I only get involved in kinky stuff when I have my capybara Bart with me. He's my chaperone, or something like that. Actually, he's a pretty terrible chaperone, but I love him anyway.

~*Lady NB/Bi*~: o.k

ShanMonster: The only real problem are the poops. I'm sure you know how much hamsters poop, so just imagine the mess a sheep-sized hamster makes. I've had to learn to adapt. I'm heavily into capybarascat, now.

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