The ShanMonster vs. barefeetlover ( f )

The ShanMonster vs. barefeetlover ( f ) [Saturday, January 6, 2001]

barefeetlover ( f ): all girls,iam a footfetish,i love barefeet,baresoles,stinky , smelly feet , being teased ,İ WANT pictures of your FEET , maybe NUDE , whatever ,i am looking for fun , i am a lovely guy , if your intrested in hot stuff , cyber , feet , or curious ,wanna have fun with me , WANNA send me pics , then get my authorisation , and i turn back to you when i have time

ShanMonster: You are a foot fetish? I've never spoken with a fetish before.

barefeetlover ( f ): ok her i am

ShanMonster: What's it like knowing many magazines and websites are devoted to you?

barefeetlover ( f ): its great , there are many like me , but most people dont know sucha thing , i am footlover

ShanMonster: Are you friends with other fetishes? You don't happen to know where I can contact stocking fetish, Japscat, or acucullophilia, do you? I'd love to interview them.

barefeetlover ( f ): sure , i know lots of them , but not now , the next time , i am a bit buisy right now

ShanMonster: Wow. I've seen all sorts of anthropomorphisations before, but this is the first time I've ever chatted with a living, breathing, sexual hangup! My flabber is gasted.

barefeetlover ( f ): why , you seem to have never had sex before , is that so starnge ?

ShanMonster: Don't you think that's a bit of a non sequitur? I mean, I'm just saying I've never spoken with a physical manifestation of a fetish before, not that I've never been bonked.

barefeetlover ( f ): ok , consider that i am sniffing at your feet , they smell very bad , and i like the scent very much , you wanna have sex with me , but i need the smell of your soles , so thats ok , thats all , thats very normal , nothing unusal , thats sex , very normal , just the tsate differs thats all

ShanMonster: Fetishes have a sense of smell, too?

barefeetlover ( f ): thats what i am , i am very handsome , bad though , i am like what i am ,

ShanMonster: I didn't realize fetishes could be handsome. This is very educational for me! Japscat couldn't possibly be handsome, though. Japscat must be one ugly fetish.

barefeetlover ( f ): you are taliking as if we are from another planet , or from the space or another species , we are like you , thats all , i will teach you what i feel , help you , and we try strange things then you know what i am like , i am very , normal finished two universities have degrees everywhere , am loved very much , know two languages , i am right

ShanMonster: I didn't know fetishes could have university degrees, either! Can fetishes major in English?

barefeetlover ( f ): oh comon , you are degrading me , you can be sure of that , that i am very clever , dont bullshit me here , i talk with you about feet the next time , be ready to sent me pics of yourself , ok

ShanMonster: I don't doubt that you are very clever. You are boggling my mind at this very moment. You know, a friend of mine named John has a foot fetish. It wouldn't be you, would it?

barefeetlover ( f ): no i am Bülent from TURKEY

ShanMonster: I thought you were foot fetish. How can you also be Bülent?

barefeetlover ( f ): thats my name clever professor

ShanMonster: Yes, I know foot fetish is your name. But how can it also be Bülent? Is that your middle name, perhaps?

barefeetlover ( f ): next time , you are kidden i hate that , if you nedd sex tell me

ShanMonster: Pardon?

ShanMonster: I already know that!

barefeetlover ( f ): ok then stay at the subject

ShanMonster: I have been, haven't I? I think you're trying to confuse me.

ShanMonster: Are you speaking in code?

barefeetlover ( f ): talk next time , i am buisy

ShanMonster: Yes, spamming all the women on ICQ with requests for sex probably would keep you rather busy--especially when you have to copy and paste the same oddly-written plea several times per woman. Have fun....

barefeetlover ( f ): next time we chat about anything you want

ShanMonster: Excellent! Then I choose the whitish yellow fluid that seeps out of ripe boils as the topic du jour!

barefeetlover ( f ): ok whatever

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