The ShanMonster vs. LPD [Sunday, January 28, 2001]

LPD: dude r u there?

LPD: hello?

LPD: cmon swwety wanna talk

LPD: well msg me when your back hunny i wnat to talk to u. REALLY

LPD: sweaty r u still gone? PLZ ANSWER ME!!!! i am think i am i think i am in luv wit UUU

LPD: huney im sireus, i have seen u, u are soooo fund, want to marry you i think, pls pls chat to me,

LPD: pls think abt mariage, with me swaety, it would be so amazeing. ilove woman + think i can do soooo much good 4 her honestly, we make sexx, u woudl LOVE IT i am tellin u, im soo so so good to a women in the bed. REALLY sweatheart

LPD: pls babe think abt it, i know your not at ur comp or sumthing, but i can wait, i can wait 4 true luv, i am romance manand can show a lady a excallent time,,, ive had so many girl friends and they say, i am hot! lol u'll love beign with me sweartheart.......BABY PLS LET me know WHEN UR BACK so we can chat, romance chat, u make me so horney!!!!!1

ShanMonster: I do not speak English.

LPD: hey guirls are u there!!!!! pls answer me, pls

LPD: pls talk to me baby

LPD: tell me where u live, pls. sweaty?> pls!!

LPD: huney i can see your not therea t your comp, but PLSPLSPLS Emssage me, as soon as possibel! i would soooo want to talk to u sweaty....... pls message me...... xoxoxo

ShanMonster: I'm not sweaty. That would be f00. He just got back from boxing.

LPD: BABY UR THERE!!!! want to talk, about anythign ?? i am so happy i can talk to u!!!!!!!

ShanMonster: No, I'm leaving. I have to go to a film opening.

LPD: no pls sweety stay ?? when will u be back

ShanMonster: Not until tomorrow.

LPD: bayb i will miss u a lot.........pls msg me 2morrow. do u like me???

ShanMonster: I think you're just ducky.

LPD: would u want to makee sex with me

LPD: pls tell me darling

LPD: shan monster PLS DONT LEAVE YET..........................

ShanMonster: I wasn't about to quit my radio show for you. Know what? I think you're a fake. No one could possibly be as stupid as this.

LPD: shan monster are u therE???

LPD: pls be nice sweeti :(((

ShanMonster: That cements it.

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