The ShanMonster vs. omar

omar hi,how are you?......do you like coffee or thè?......I'm yours to day.

ShanMonster: I've never heard of the Omar hot beverage before......

omar I'm a new one in your nice life...

ShanMonster: Uh huh. It can't be very pleasant being ground up and having boiling water poured on your dried residue.

omar are you ready to have a good time with me or not?

ShanMonster: Let me get the kettle boiling, first.

omar ok.......can you send me your picture?

ShanMonster: No.

omar why.......are you ugly?

ShanMonster: No. I just don't understand what a beverage would want with a picture. Are you looking for a new label?

omar no;I want to see your face only.....

ShanMonster: Beverages don't have eyes. At least, the ones I drink don't. I would not want to drink anything that had eyes--not even just a sip.

omar lol .I know but I think in our centry we must have a good thigs

ShanMonster: Is a thig an eye-bearing hot beverage?

omar yes,I agree with you but you must think about!!!!

ShanMonster: Think about thig? It sounds like something a Klingon might drink as a chaser for prune juice.

omar are you a pouate?

ShanMonster: No, I've never eaten pou, either.

omar so,what sorte of food you like please?

ShanMonster: Chocolate is nice. So are oranges, chicken curries, and mashed potatoes.

omar do you like bananes?

ShanMonster: On occasion.

omar do you

ShanMonster: I already answered you. Why? They don't have eyes, do they?