The ShanMonster vs. COOL MAN

COOL MAN hello sexy

ShanMonster: Sexy what?

COOL MAN how are u sexy

ShanMonster: If you don't know, why choose that particular adjective when greeting me?

COOL MAN what do u do

ShanMonster: I get pestered by people who avoid my questions.

COOL MAN sorry what your question

ShanMonster: "If you don't know, why choose that particular adjective when greeting me?"

COOL MAN l dont know

ShanMonster: Do you even know what it means?

COOL MAN l guess

ShanMonster: A guess isn't good enough. Do you know or not?

COOL MAN yes

ShanMonster: Okay. Please enlighten me, then.

COOL MAN u mean what sexy mean

ShanMonster: Yes. Please provide a comprehensive definition of the word "sexy."

COOL MAN oh mean many thiks like u have nice body u looks good

ShanMonster: Have you ever seen me?

COOL MAN no sweety

ShanMonster: Then why call me sexy? For all you know, I could be the Elephant Man. And why call me sweety?

COOL MAN oh sorry sweety

ShanMonster: Sweety?

COOL MAN so what do u do

ShanMonster: As I said before, get pestered by people who avoid my questions.

COOL MAN oh