The ShanMonster vs. The Crow[Sunday, March 18, 2001]

The Crow: hi how are you are you redy to chat for fue minut .... if you are ok i send you this kiss only for you ......

ShanMonster: I'd rather you sent the kiss to someone other than me.

The Crow: no only for you ....

ShanMonster: No thanks. I'm afraid of contracting digital herpes.

The Crow: oh ; what's hapen , way are you worray ...

ShanMonster: Maybe it's not the digital herpes I should be afraid of. Apparently, there's something much worse out there: something that greatly impairs one's ability to communicate.

The Crow: i see , but a compliment don't cause probleme ..

ShanMonster: I don't see what bearing that has on our conversation.

The Crow: im sory .... it's ok fro you ..

ShanMonster: What are you talking about?

The Crow: i see i have get a long conversation wite you last month , and i have for get your probleme in the net is you acepte to chat only withe normal person how know chatin yes .....

ShanMonster: I think we have definitely reached some sort of language barrier.

The Crow: somme...one yes

ShanMonster: That's what I thought.

The Crow: can you help me ...

ShanMonster: With what?

The Crow: in line of life ....

ShanMonster: I can offer some advice.

The Crow: idea , sempel one ....

ShanMonster: Get thee to a reputable school and learn English.

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