The ShanMonster vs. Boy[Sunday, March 18, 2001]

Boy: Hi there, 1st of all I am sorry if I'm disturbing you. I would like to be honest with you from the beginning, I'm 25 male very good looking handsome man, I would like to chat with you about love and making love and romance, & maybe we can have phonesex after, I have a very VERY wild imagination, I'm sure that you will like talking to me, if u just give me the chance, plz if you are interested tell me now, if not just add me to ur ignore List :-)

ShanMonster: Wow! This is just my luck! You're both male and a man, AND you're good-looking and handsome! With those combinations, how could I possibly go wrong?

Boy: so would u agree for the phonesx

ShanMonster: I'm not polymorphous perverse. Phones just don't do it for me, I'm afraid.

Boy: ok bye bye

ShanMonster: You really do like repetitiously repeating yourself again and again and over and over, don't you?

Boy: why?

ShanMonster: I don't know. Maybe you think it leads towards emphasis.

Boy: u sound like not intrested in talking to me so goodbye

ShanMonster: No, you're wrong. If I'm not interested in talking to you, why do you suppose I keep doing so?

Boy: but r u also intrested in making love with me now on the net?

ShanMonster: I've never made love on a net. I hope it's not a fishing net. I'd hate to get kelp and cod caught in my hair.

Boy: :-) do u have a picture?

ShanMonster: I have no pictures of fishing nets.

Boy: pictures of you a photo

ShanMonster: No. That's against my religion. Cameras steal your soul, dontcha know? I only have pictures of inanimate objects because I don't think they have souls.

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