The ShanMonster vs. Joey-27[Tuesday, March 27, 2001]

Joey-27: Hi, Hello, How are you doing on this fine wonderful after-noon today Sweetie, nice to meet u, would u care to chat? *kiss on the cheeks*

ShanMonster: Which cheeks?

Joey-27: both sexy

ShanMonster: Both sexy what?

Joey-27: both cheeks sexy

ShanMonster: You're using a quantitative word, following it with a plural noun, then ending up with an adjective. "Both cheeks sexy" makes about as much sense as "eight nachos promiscuous," unless you're using some sort of secret code. How do I crack this code?

Joey-27: there is no code, it is a way that i like to meet someone on here, it means nice to meet you........that is where I give a kiss on the cheek

ShanMonster: How does "sexy" come into it, then?

Joey-27: it is my saying that nice to meet u sexy or sweetie

ShanMonster: You're calling me sexy when you haven't ever met me? That's akin to counting your chicks before they're hatched, isn't it? I mean, for all you know, I could be covered with hairy warts and scabrous sores. Then again, maybe you're into that kind of thing.

Joey-27: all i am looking for is a wonderful lady to be herself, I do not judge anyone what do you look like

ShanMonster: What if a wonderful lady wants to be someone else? I once knew a really nice girl in kindergarten who wanted to be a dog when she grew up. I haven't seen her for a very long time, but maybe her wish came true. Maybe she's a bitch now.

Joey-27: did i do something wrong and offended you

ShanMonster: Not particularly. I'm still trying to figure out the best way to understand this strange ICQ language. It appears to have a rather unique syntax and irregular spelling. In a way, it reminds me an awful lot of Middle English. You're not a Chaucer fan by any chance, are you?

Joey-27: No, I am Half Irish & Scotissh and my english is not that good, sorry

ShanMonster: Do you think poor communication skills are a necessary element for communication via ICQ? I'm beginning to believe it is.

Joey-27: *S*

ShanMonster: I guess my suspicions have just been confirmed.

Joey-27: I am confuess, all I say was this ---->Hi, Hello, How are you doing sweetie on this fine late after noon today, nice to meet u, would u care to chat? *kiss on the cheeks* and you tured ut around for something that I do not knwo why, it justed said, in plan english, would u care to chat, thats all

ShanMonster: I thought we were chatting.

Joey-27: we are but u are confuessing me for something i do not know what u are saying, all i am looking for is a wonderful lady to chat with, get to know and her to be herself

ShanMonster: Well, I sure as hell am not being Princess Di.

Joey-27: Sweetie, I am not looking for a Princess Di, hell no, i want a female to be herself and love to have fun

ShanMonster: I am being myself, to the best of my knowledge.

Joey-27: if you are yourself, why are you asking questions that does not make sence, what i mean be yourself is where, say anythign that comes to your mind, see, I am openmind and if a wonderful lady liek you asked me anything, i tell her if it is personal or not

ShanMonster: I am definitely saying anything that comes to mind. Apparently, my mind makes no sense to you, but no matter; your conversation leaves me almost equally baffled.

Joey-27: I AM SORRY THAT I CONFUSS YOU BUT WHAT I KNOW, I DID NOT EQUALLY BAFFLED YOU AT ALL, OK

ShanMonster: Shouting does not make you any more comprehensible.

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