The ShanMonster vs. ilyes [Thursday, April 19, 2001]

ilyes: hi pretty gal

ShanMonster: Who the hell are you?

ilyes: you got me wrong

ShanMonster: What? I know you?

ilyes: no but I'd like to know you .

ShanMonster: Why?

ilyes: just for changing some ideas if you want otherwise bye

ShanMonster: Which ideas do you want me to change?

ilyes: It seems to me u r not interested.

ShanMonster: I'm not interested in what? So far, the only concrete thing you've said is "hi pretty gal." In itself, that isn't exactly the most scintillating thought I've ever come across. You'll have to pique my curiosity with something a bit more thought-provoking.

ilyes: then would u like to speak about any subject you want

ShanMonster: Okay. How about we discuss meatotomies? I find that sort of body mutilation fascinating in a car crash kinda way.

ilyes: what do you stand for ?

ShanMonster: I stand for lack of chairs.

ilyes: I can't stand seeing this awful scenes

ShanMonster: Oh, pshaw. A lack of chairs isn't that awful. In terms of severity, it doesn't rank up there with genocide, but it is a sight worse than a dearth of foot stools.

ilyes: let's changing subject what do you think about happiness ?

ShanMonster: Happiness is finding a chair when you thought there were none left.

ilyes: could you explain more about this subject because it's something precious in our life

ShanMonster: Ok. Imagine it's been a long hard day at work. You work in a factory where you're on your feet the entire day, screwing little bolts into metal thingamajigs. After an 8-hour shift, you're exhausted, and you can't wait to sit down. However, due some bizarre governmental ban, chairs are against the law. The only thing you can do is sit on the ground.

ShanMonster: Imagine the ban has suddenly been lifted, and you discover a chair hidden in your storage room. Wouldn't you be deleriously happy to sit your ass down in that chair?

ilyes: you make me burst with laughing I appreciate your humour it's a fun to chat with you

ShanMonster: So when do we discuss the meatotomies?

ilyes: what do you mean by meatotomies

ShanMonster: It's a body modification practiced strictly by men.

ilyes: it 's bulding-body,isn't it ?

ShanMonster: Er, no. It's when a guy slits his penis along the urethra.

ilyes: anyway could you send me your pic

ShanMonster: You've already seen it, haven't you?

ilyes: not yet

ShanMonster: Then how do you know if I'm a "pretty gal"?

ilyes: I guess

ShanMonster: But I'm not pretty at all. Like famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, I had my nose cut off in a duel and wear a silver prosthesis.

ilyes: you 're a hot gal

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