The ShanMonster vs. waleed2000 [Monday, April 23, 2001]

waleed2000: if u like sex talk 2 me

ShanMonster: You must be one of those monosyllabic folks who keep pestering me for artificial intercourse.

waleed2000: what the hell r u talking about i didn't even said anything to u

ShanMonster: Then who used your ICQ to send me the following message: "if u like sex talk 2 me"?

waleed2000: r u like that 2 talk 2 me?

ShanMonster: 0, u r in2 1334 5p33ch, hmm? 1 d0n'4 5p3ak i4 2 w311.

ShanMonster: j00 4h3r3?

waleed2000: ok then go & fuck ur self assholle

ShanMonster: I'm sorry, but I don't understand your dialect.

waleed2000: ok go to hell & don't writ to me back

ShanMonster: I've never written to anyone's back before.

waleed2000: ok so can't we talk to each others as

waleed2000: good people

ShanMonster: I don't know if that's possible. You've hurt my feelings terribly.

waleed2000: ok i'm sorry

waleed2000: is that good ??

ShanMonster: I think it should take a bit more than that. After all, you called me an "assholle" after sexually harassing me.

waleed2000: so what can i do else ?

ShanMonster: Grovelling would be a good start, but heaven forbid you get off on that sort of thing.

waleed2000: ok then bye would be better

waleed2000: c u in hell

ShanMonster: Isn't that a town in Norway? I've never been to Norway.

waleed2000: so do u have a pic ?

ShanMonster: No. I've never been to Hell. Maybe you could send me a postcard, though. That would be nice.

waleed2000: ok by

ShanMonster: By when? I'd like it soon, because I may be leaving the country.

waleed2000: that will b better

ShanMonster: You've completely lost me now. What would be better than what?

waleed2000: so fuck off

ShanMonster: I am getting a very bad impression of Egyptians. Almost all of them have been horribly rude to me.

waleed2000: i like sex and i'm horney naw if u can talked apout it ok

ShanMonster: I think the only people who'd want to talk dirty with you would be people with extremely low self-esteem. Maybe you should read some Fabio books for hints or something. Your romancing is the absolute shits.

waleed2000: u lost

ShanMonster: Not really. I know where I am and what I'm doing. I'm getting some plum entertainment out of this entire exchange, and hopefully a lot of other people will, too. Unfortunately, you're just going to have to look for some porn banners to pull your pud to, because I'm just not going to be a very tractable cyber-lay for you.

waleed2000: ok by

ShanMonster: You're a man of few words (and letters), aren't you?

waleed2000: what do u see?

ShanMonster: I see a lot of the letter "u" and the number "2". You appear to really like ICQvert shorthand.

waleed2000: ok that's the end go on & c ur way away from me ok

waleed2000: that'll b better than talking to eachother

ShanMonster: Good luck in your search for the elusive cooperative horndog girl.

waleed2000: cz u, getting boured

ShanMonster: That sounds painful.

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