The ShanMonster vs. Bassem [Thursday, May 10, 2001]

Bassem: Who are you?

ShanMonster: I am Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Bassem: i am bassem what do you do in your life?

ShanMonster: I am rude to policemen and I marry for sport.

Bassem: you are married?

ShanMonster: Many times.

Bassem: What (many times)??????

ShanMonster: Well, yes. As I said, it is a hobby of mine. I have had nine husbands.

Bassem: NINE HUSBANDS really??????????????

ShanMonster: Well, one didn't really count. When I married Felipe De Alba, I wasn't technically divorced from my previous husband. So let's just say I was married 8 1/2 times.

Bassem: ah ok do you know my coutry(Tunisia)?

ShanMonster: I've never been there, although one of my husbands may have.

Bassem: can i ask you a delcate question?

ShanMonster: Such as?

Bassem: What do you think a bout sex?

ShanMonster: To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Bassem: and your choice ?

ShanMonster: As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

Bassem: It'sgood because i like a stong womans for me there are a beauteful face and body

ShanMonster: I like diamonds.

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