The ShanMonster vs. 116381482 [Friday, May 11, 2001]

116381482: hi can we talk about sex ??

ShanMonster: What we can and what we actually will do may remain seperate and distinct.

116381482: ok u tell me whate u can do

ShanMonster: You seem to have mistaken "can" for "will." I can do many things, but probably won't--at least, not right now.

116381482: :))) as u like honey

ShanMonster: I like honey in tea and on glazed carrots.

116381482: whate about sex in your life ?

ShanMonster: Hopefully, there's more of that than there will be sex in my death.

116381482: :) did u married?

ShanMonster: Once upon a time, in a theatre....

116381482: it is bad life without sex so bad death without sex

ShanMonster: I don't know about you, but I'd prefer not to die because of sex. Getting fucked by a chainsaw would not be a good way to go gently into that good night.

116381482: yeassssssss>>>>>>>>>......... have a b/f

ShanMonster: No thanks. I'm not hungry.

116381482: hwo asked u about eating i ased about sex :)

ShanMonster: You offered me a b/f, presumably for nourishment, but perhaps not, after all. In any case, I'm a vegetarian today.

116381482: ok i will saind u whate u like to eat ?

ShanMonster: I like to eat strawberries, Cherry Garcia ice cream, mincemeat pie, and curry masala, but not all at once.

116381482: ohh ok dive me your adderes to saind it to u but i brefar that u come here to eat togather :)

ShanMonster: I'm not agreeing to anything that has saind and brefar in it.

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