The ShanMonster vs. kamo [Wednesday, May 30, 2001]

kamo: moonlight. cool summer night. green leaves, lovely trees. very romantic night. the moon watching. the stars watching. mellow music. soft song.only u and i alone in the forest moon light. like to dance?

ShanMonster: I'm danced out for this evening.

kamo: then tonight:)))

ShanMonster: Tonight what?

kamo: dance

ShanMonster: I just told you I'm all danced out. I did jazz lyrical for an hour, then Middle Eastern for another hour and a half, and then, to top it all off, I biked home in a rainstorm.

kamo: ouuuuuuuuuu then tomorrow night.

ShanMonster: No. I model tomorrow night.

kamo: then another night?:))))

ShanMonster: I'm booked solid seven nights a week, either through dance, karate, or work.

kamo: then u need love dance

ShanMonster: And how exactly would this love dance make my evenings less hectic?

kamo: it will relax you from all tensions.

ShanMonster: I don't see how a love dance could remove the tensions caused by dealing with mule-headed ICQverts.

kamo: ohhhh dear girl. see what u want to see. not see what u dont want to see,

ShanMonster: I do. That's why I have no nude photos of fat Elvis hanging in my room.

kamo: but u dont need such pictures. fingers should do the job, in case you dont have a dance partner:)))

ShanMonster: If I wasn't so freakin' aroused by your smooth moves, I'm sure I'd have a technicolour yawn.

kamo: we can look at things so many different ways.

ShanMonster: That's because we don't share eyeballs.

kamo: what we dont share, we can attempt to share

ShanMonster: Call me old-fashioned, but I don't want your nasty eyeballs anywhere near my orbital sockets.

kamo: just walk into my love jungle, and i'll show you, in slow tango:)))

ShanMonster: Your analogies suck ass crusties.

kamo: i know what an old fahioned woman wants

ShanMonster: I'm sure you're having me on. No one can really be that dense.

kamo: your beautiful remarks make me think something.

ShanMonster: That's good. It's never too late to start.

kamo: yes, i know. and i want to convince u i have patience. i know you'll be good in our dance.

ShanMonster: I don't think so. I'm a soloist, and have absolutely no desire to dance with someone who wants to share vitreous humour.

kamo: not humor. pure sexual pleasure. just dont wear any under wear and bra.

ShanMonster: Are bras outerwear in your eyeless world?

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