The ShanMonster vs. john [Sunday, June 10, 2001]

john: hi!!!!1 Are you virgin?

ShanMonster: Yes. I have never had sex with an elephant before.

john: really?How?

ShanMonster: The opportunity just never arose. The only elephants I've seen were kept under strict supervision. Damn those pachyderm chaperones! Damn them to hell!

john: Do you want to make a sex now?

ShanMonster: Are you an elephant?

john: ı fyou want to me be a elephant yessss.I'm very strong like a elephant

ShanMonster: Do you shit as much as an elephant does? They have very large butts. A small person could crawl right up inside, if they were wont to do that sort of thing.

john: plz answer me Do you want to make a sex with me? I'm very handsome,have a blue eyes,athletic body and very strong man

ShanMonster: I'm not answering you until you answer me. Fair is fair.

john: what does it mean fair? ıt is a hair clour like a blond

ShanMonster: Fair also means just. Fairness is justness, and you not telling me about your elephantine status while demanding sexual congress is not terribly just.

john: Do you like a elephants?

ShanMonster: I don't know yet.

john: why?

ShanMonster: That's like asking someone if they like bananas when they've never had one. I already told you I'm an elephant virgin.

john: why are you elephant virgin?What don't you think it?

ShanMonster: I already told you. Review your conversation history. Must we tread the same ground?

john: but we live different countries

ShanMonster: So why are you trying to have sex with someone so far away? Do the locals think you smell funny?

john: yes.I think ıt is interesting.Why don't you want to live a excitement?

ShanMonster: Who said I didn't? I light buildings on fire for fun.

john: wowwwww really? I think you are very feverish girl!!!!

ShanMonster: Well, I am getting over a cold.

john: NOOOOOO YOU ARE VERY VERY HOTTTT

ShanMonster: Aw, shucks. You say that to every girl who's curious about elephant anuses.

john: ı DİDN'T TOUCH YOU

ShanMonster: I noticed, and for that, I'm thankful.

john: PLZ ANSWER ME.Do you want to sex with me?

ShanMonster: I don't think so. You're not grey or wrinkly enough.

john: why?

ShanMonster: Because let's face it--you are not, and never will be an elephant.

john: I'm not elephant

ShanMonster: Then I definitely don't want to have sex with you. Goodbye.

john: why?

ShanMonster: You're not my type.

john: no I'm your tipe.plz to make a sex with meee

ShanMonster: You're lying. You certainly don't have four-foot ivory tusks. You don't have big, sexy, flapping ears, a bristly little tail, and a strong, prehensile trunk. And you sure as hell don't have an anus big enough for a small person to crawl into.

john: no I have a very long tusk and very very long tail.but my tail is in my front side.ıt likes your virgin

john: and I'm very strong like elephant

ShanMonster: Strong smelling, perhaps.....

john: yesssss.plz make me a sex

ShanMonster: Poof. You are now female. Congratulations.

john: WHAT.I'm not female

ShanMonster: Yes, you are. You told me to make you a sex, and with my magical powers I turned you into a woman. Now you will see what it's like to be hit on by indiscriminate yobs online. Now you will have to fend off horny, stupid men on a daily basis.

ShanMonster: However, I will deign to give you your genitals back if you can set me up with a cute elephant.

john: NO ONLY I WANT TO MAKE A SEX WİTH YOU.SO I'M A VERY STRONG MAN.I'M A MAN!!!!!! I WANT TO FUCK YOU

ShanMonster: Sorry, lady. I'm not a lesbian.

john: HEYYYYY I'M VERY ANGRY NOW.I'M NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

ShanMonster: Relax. It's not that bad. You'll grow used to menstrual cramps and stained underwear.

john: HEYYYYYY CUT İT.IT İS ENOUGH I THİNK YOU AREN'T A WOMAN.YOU ARE A MAN IF YOU HAVE A WOMAN,YOU WANT TO MAKE A SEX WİTH ME

ShanMonster: I already told you I'm not into other women. Please go away.

john: WHAT İS OTHER WOMAN?

ShanMonster: Crazy, evidently.

john: How are you a woman?

ShanMonster: I was magically transformed into one when I wouldn't stop trying to cyber with someone.

john: ok plz make a cyber sex now with me

john: HEYYYYYYYYYYY

john: PLZZ

john: HEYYYYYYYYYYY

john: HEY MY ELEPHANT

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