The ShanMonster vs. man [Friday, June 29, 2001]

man: i so .... imagine that u with a boy alone dancing slow .... our bodies is soo closed .... my hands is around u .... moving slowley on ur body ..... down ......down .......... toutching ur back ! and i am kissing u slowley in ur neck ... up .... up .... to ur lips .....sucking ur lips ... then pushing ur body to me to feel my hot !! and ....... if u will be happy ..msg me :)

ShanMonster: I imagine you with a grammar text. You take your time, read the words carefully, then practice with the exercises. At some point, after you have persevered and triumphed, you will learn to write to people in an educated manner. And perhaps, just perhaps, you may also stumble upon the fact that sending sexual messages to people who have distinctly made it known they do not want to be harassed is an uncouth thing.

man: r u crazy

ShanMonster: Are you conversant with punctuation, capitalization, and spelling?

man: r u a teacher

ShanMonster: Only when people choose to learn from me.

man: r u a sex teacher then

ShanMonster: Yes. Here's your first lesson: go fuck yourself.

man: u r my self hun

ShanMonster: Afraid not, buddy. I'm not a man.

man: i know

ShanMonster: That's a start, I suppose.

man: do u have a pic

ShanMonster: Yes. I use it to clean my teeth.

man: or to clean ur pussy!!

ShanMonster: That's a rather horrific image.

man: can i see that

ShanMonster: I'm sure someone in Germany does that sort of thing.

man: why germany

ShanMonster: That's where a lot of nasty videos come from. If not Germany, try Japan.

man: what about you

ShanMonster: I am not a nation.

man: bye

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