The ShanMonster vs. Dipper "D" [Thursday, July 12, 2001]

Dipper "D": do u want to cyber

ShanMonster: Does that involve having robotic parts implanted in my body?

Dipper "D": no it dose not.

ShanMonster: To the best of my knowledge, "cyber" comes from "cybernetic", which means the science of communication and control theory concerned particularly with the comparative study of automatic control systems. Just how do you propose I do this thing? I'm more of an artist than a computer whiz, I'm afraid.

ShanMonster: Don't leave me dangling, here. After all, this was your idea.

Dipper "D": u take 2 fingers and start fingering your self and i start jurking and we think of someone we want to do it with, then we start talking diry to each other.

ShanMonster: I think you are writing in a dialect with which I have no familiarity. Please explain "jurking" and "diry." Are they wetware components?

Dipper "D": jurking is masterbating diry i meant to say dirty

ShanMonster: Ah, I see. You are a common, garden-variety illiterate pervert. And here I was hoping for a stimulating conversation about modern technology. I guess I should have known better, hmm?

Dipper "D": i like a women like u

ShanMonster: I'm not at all U-shaped, but you're welcome to your own interpretations.

Dipper "D": u seem to be a cool chick

ShanMonster: Appearances can be deceiving, particularly when there is no visual representation whatsoever. Now, are we going to discuss cybernetics or not?

Dipper "D": i gess we could

ShanMonster: Posit something, then.

Dipper "D": u first i'm thinking

ShanMonster: What are you thinking about, dare I ask?

Dipper "D": about what i'm going to do tonight

ShanMonster: Unless you're going to work on mind-machine connectivity, I'd say your heart isn't in this conversation.

Dipper "D": why is that?

ShanMonster: Because so far, you have not said anything even slightly on-topic.

Dipper "D": so

ShanMonster: In the words of HAL, "This conversation can serve no purpose."

Dipper "D": and

ShanMonster: Your mono-syllabic non-sentences have ceased to entertain me.

Dipper "D": ya

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