The ShanMonster vs. an [Monday, July 16, 2001]

an: hi baby.

ShanMonster: Goo goo ga ga.

an: english pls

ShanMonster: Mama?

an: what u r doing student r working

ShanMonster: Don't wanna go bed! Where my blanky? Where my buh-buh?

an: u want to sleep ok r u alone in your bed room

ShanMonster: No! No! Nooooooooooooo! Don't wanna!

an: shel i come there

ShanMonster: Only if you'll consent to cleaning my apartment. It's a disgusting mess.

an: if u give what ever i ask then i will do that

ShanMonster: I don't want to do whatever it is that would result in you travelling the 12,000 miles or so from India to do scrub my floors.

an: if u give your pussy i will come 1200000000 km no problem !!!!!!!!!

ShanMonster: I already gave my pussy to my parents. You'll have to ask them.

an: why u have given to them what they do with that .u have to give it to me i will take care what ever it wants.i am having very big cock

ShanMonster: My husband is allergic to pussies. I used to have a big cock, too, but it died when it saw all my new cocks. I guess he didn't like the competition.

an: u taste my big cock once inside that tight pussy.then u will cry for that

ShanMonster: My pussy isn't so tight, actually. The poor thing getting pretty old and beat up from all the fights. I certainly don't think pussies take kindly to having chicken poked inside. Then again, mine does like chicken cat food, so maybe you could cook it and dice it up nice and fine for his almost toothless mouth.

an: u find out one virgin pussy urgent pls

ShanMonster: He's not a virgin. There are many generations of cats that sprang forth from his furry loins.

an: i cont understand what u r talking about

ShanMonster: I'm not surprised. In fact, I wonder if you understand what you are talking about.

an: ooooooo if talk like this good bye

ShanMonster: If I had known that, I would have started much sooner.

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