The ShanMonster vs. real searching [Monday, July 16, 2001]

real searching: there is very hot. are you want hard sex

ShanMonster: No, I prefer sex with soft things like marshmallows and gummi bears.

real searching: are you like animals

ShanMonster: I think I'm more like a Tasmanian Devil than a manatee, and more like a chicken than an alligator.

real searching: what is your job

ShanMonster: I used to work in a marshmallow factory until I was fired for excessive fraternizing with the merchandise.

real searching: which merchandise.my job financial adviser

ShanMonster: The marshmallows, obviously.

real searching: marsh ok. what mallows. sorry ý can speak english a little

ShanMonster: It's a soft, flirtatious confectionary that just asks for it. It's usually white, but comes in other saucy colours on occasion.

real searching: what is mallows

ShanMonster: Like I said, they're candies.

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