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The ShanMonster vs. sex [Thursday, July 19, 2001]

sex: lets have cybersex now please

ShanMonster: I shouldn't until the scar on my perineum heals up.

sex: y wht happened

ShanMonster: It was just your run-of-the-mill episiotomy.

sex: lets start babe

ShanMonster: I'm through with babes. That last one weighed almost fifteen pounds. It nearly ripped into my arsehole. Yeowch!

sex: i have a 11 inch cock

sex: wanna try it

ShanMonster: Don't you listen?

sex: nope

ShanMonster: The stitches aren't even out, yet. Jeez, I have Frankentwat.

sex: i need it

ShanMonster: You need stitches?

sex: nope i dont

ShanMonster: I don't believe you're a real ICQvert. I think you're someone having me on.


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