The ShanMonster vs. fantom

fantom: hi cute girl

ShanMonster: I'm not cute.

fantom: why

fantom: I think you are cute

ShanMonster: Puppies are cute. Little fluffy toys are cute. I am not cute.

fantom: why

ShanMonster: I am not small and furry.

fantom: I am too

fantom: what a look like

ShanMonster: You are small and furry?

fantom: 188
85

fantom: I am big

ShanMonster: Congratulations on not being cute.

fantom: I think i am too handsome

ShanMonster: I'm sure that makes up for your other deficiencies.

fantom: how deficiencies

ShanMonster: Exactly.

fantom: for body ?

ShanMonster: I don't know about that, per se. I was thinking more along the lines of thought processes and communication.

fantom: You are wrong think I think

ShanMonster: Are you positive about that?

fantom: no ı am negatıve

ShanMonster: See? I told you your excessive handsomeness filled a gap.

fantom: no

fantom: I thınk

ShanMonster: You're just a regular René Descartes, aren't you?