The ShanMonster vs. Ice Princess [Friday, September 7, 2001]

Ice Princess: hello how are you tonight? are you bi/s/les?

ShanMonster: No, I'm not bisles. My bis is right here beside me.

Ice Princess: you don't know what i mean i'm sorry

ShanMonster: I'm pretty sure I know what you mean. Like I said, my bis is right here. It's preening, in fact.

Ice Princess: i'm sorry i have no idea what you are saying

ShanMonster: That's okay. Take your time: my bis is beside me. It's preening. It has beautiful plumage, and I'm glad it's mine. Without my bis, I'd be bisles.

Ice Princess: i still don't understand you and neither does my hubby

Ice Princess: anyways bye

ShanMonster: Goodbye. Good luck finding someone without a bis.

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