The ShanMonster vs. Marcus Deucimus [Monday, September 10, 2001]

Marcus Deucimus: Are you to busy to talk to a stud with a huge dick?

ShanMonster: No, I'm not too busy. I'm too appalled.

Marcus Deucimus: appaled at what?

ShanMonster: Several things, actually. Your grammar just happens to be one of 'em.

Marcus Deucimus: Did I say somethin I probally shouldent of said?

ShanMonster: I believe that is a fair assumption.

Marcus Deucimus: I appologize then my roomate tends to take over my computer when I am out I will smash his teeth in for ya..

ShanMonster: I don't think that is necessary, unless he prefers a snaggle-toothed fellatio session.

Marcus Deucimus: You have quit the vast vocabulary on you I can tell you are one high speed chick..lol

Marcus Deucimus: Ha ha ha why are you interested in fornacating with a stud??

ShanMonster: I am not. I prefer my own species.

Marcus Deucimus: You are a lez...

ShanMonster: I am?

Marcus Deucimus: I am big enough to say I have tits if you are interested.

ShanMonster: No thanks. Three are more than enough.

Marcus Deucimus: Three what

ShanMonster: Tits, of course.

Marcus Deucimus: You have three tits????????

ShanMonster: Yes, and you apparently have an inexhaustible supply of question marks.

Marcus Deucimus: You do not have three tits and if you do I will pay to see those..

ShanMonster: Have you ever read about the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI?

Marcus Deucimus: No why not tell me about it?

ShanMonster: Go read the Hitchhiker trilogy.

Marcus Deucimus: that is quit alright so you were kiddin about the three boobies right?

ShanMonster: No.

Marcus Deucimus: Can I possible see one day?

ShanMonster: Frankly, I'm amazed you've seen as many days as you have, already. You must have a busy guardian angel.

Marcus Deucimus: And you must have a busy tailor

ShanMonster: I do my own sewing.

Marcus Deucimus: Then that must be your profession too I assume..

ShanMonster: No. I'm in the entertainment/education industry.

Marcus Deucimus: What would that be the three booby freek watch as she feeds three babies at once...lol

ShanMonster: Don't be dissin' folks with superfluous nipples. Some have become very successful. One of my friends has three nipples, and he's a great chef. Mark Wahlberg also has three nipples, and look at how well he's doing.

Marcus Deucimus: Ha ha ha is it hard to sleep at night knowing that everman in the world wishes he had an extra set of lips ha ha ha..OH so you have three nipples not three boobs there is a difference there..

ShanMonster: I didn't say that. Supernumary teats aren't that uncommon. It only goes to follow that there would also be superfluous nipples.

Marcus Deucimus: I dont have a translator with my computer ha ha any way that isnt that big of a deal I know 3 or 4 peoplle that have extra nipples..

ShanMonster: I am doing my best to correspond with you in English. I am unfamiliar with your particular dialect.

Marcus Deucimus: I see that you must be from voltron were they all speek hypathetical to increase the flow of blood to the genitaliia to counteract more sexual hormones so that you's can ingage in more sexual activity ha ha ha weirdo

ShanMonster: I was more partial to Battle of the Planets than Voltron. Anyhow, I am not particularly turned on by the thought of strangers and their tumescent reproductory organs. Nonetheless, the idea of counteracting the production of sexual hormones is definitely of interest to me. If I had some way of liberally dousing the internet with this inhibitant, I'd be all set.

Marcus Deucimus: You must fuck alot

ShanMonster: No, I must not. You didn't say "Simon says."

Marcus Deucimus: ok

Marcus Deucimus: sure

Marcus Deucimus: simon says lick my bum..

ShanMonster: You'd have to pull your dick out of it first, chum.

Marcus Deucimus: Thanks for reminding me I forgot were I put that,

Marcus Deucimus: So you dont like the cock at all do you.

Marcus Deucimus: Well I seemed to have stumped you in the tranzullator bobbulator you weirdo...lol

Marcus Deucimus: Well how about I say this bka d2938-f($%*&^& in your $*%^^%( for a good time on the ol (%^)(&*^*) and if that doesnt please you then call your momma,,,

Marcus Deucimus: Were did you go was I not that intelectical with you??

Marcus Deucimus: H E L L O ?

Marcus Deucimus: fine then enjoy your tongue and groove I am outa here..

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