The ShanMonster vs. mike [Sunday, September 23, 2001]

mike: Interested in phone sex with a dominating 29 yo male - with a nine inch hard wide throbbing cock, green eyes brown hair, tall muscular and bit tanned?

ShanMonster: What's a yo male?

mike: years old

ShanMonster: That does sound vaguely preferable to simply weeks or months old.

mike: sorry?

ShanMonster: Not at all. I'm not a pederast.

mike: i have no idea what your saying

ShanMonster: Is English your first language?

mike: Interested in phone sex with a dominating 29 male - with a nine inch hard wide throbbing cock, green eyes brown hair, tall muscular and bit tanned?

ShanMonster: Did you slam it in a door?

mike: no why

ShanMonster: I know that the time I slammed my thumb in a door, it throbbed. I thought maybe that's what happened to you.

ShanMonster: Where does the phone go? Are you one of those people who's into extreme stretching of the urethra?

mike: lol no i just like to hear your voice

ShanMonster: How do you know you like my voice?

mike: have to see -but bottom line is interested or not?

ShanMonster: I don't know the interest level of the bottom line. I really don't know much about economics.

mike: well this is going no where goodbye then

ShanMonster: I disagree. I think we're getting somewhere, although we have inadvertently taken the wrong mode of transportation to get there. It's kinda like the time I got on the wrong bus.

mike: yes or no are you interested in phone sex with me?

ShanMonster: Why would I be interested in phone sex with a complete stranger whose entire foreplay consists of poorly-written, grammatically-incorrect, pornographic doggerel? My self-esteem is not that low.

mike: becouse i am very well spoken dominating strong man and if this doesnt aapeal to you then have a nice day

ShanMonster: If you are well-spoken, the secretary you're dictating to really ought to be fired.

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