The ShanMonster vs. ryan_17 [Thursday, October 4, 2001]

ryan_17: wanna cyber

ShanMonster: No thanks. I have one already.

ryan_17: have what

ShanMonster: I have a cyber.

ryan_17: lets cyber sex

ShanMonster: I already did. Mine's a male.

ryan_17: make me cum

ShanMonster: Excuse me?

ryan_17: lets cyber

ShanMonster: Something tells me you would never pass the Eliza/Turing test.

ryan_17: what?

ShanMonster: I said, I don't think you would pass the Turing test. In fact, I think I've had more intelligent conversations with the Ask Jeeves search engine. I think it's appropriate, in a weird, poetic sort of way, that someone who is so keen on the term cyber cannot pass the Turing test.

ryan_17: ?

ShanMonster: Well, that about cements it for me. Admit it: you're not really human.

ryan_17: your weird

ShanMonster: My what is weird?

ShanMonster: Please don't leave me in suspense.

ryan_17: your a weirdo

ryan_17: it was a yes or no question i asked

ShanMonster: "?" is a yes or no question? I'm confused.

ryan_17: cyber sex

ShanMonster: "cyber sex" is not a question.

ryan_17: u wanna ?

ShanMonster: Do you speak English? I mean, real English, with actual spelling, grammar, and punctuation? I'm becoming rapidly disheartened at the quality of conversation I have via ICQ.

ryan_17: would u like so have cyber sex

ShanMonster: I guess that is a no. I'm so disappointed!

ryan_17: disappointed at?

ShanMonster: I'm not disappointed at anything. However, I am disappointed with the less-than-scintillating intellectual discourse I share with strangers. I'm beginning to think I may have to practice conversational monogamy in order that I do not pick up some horrible, word-mangling disease. At the very least, I shall have to develop some sort of metaphorical conversational prophylactic.

ryan_17: u have any pics

ShanMonster: No. The conversational prophylactic is only a possibility in my mind, at the moment. How could there be any pictorial representations?

ryan_17: your retarded

ShanMonster: Thank you for your mental assessment. Your astuteness is overwhelming.

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