The ShanMonster vs. ../huge_cock\.. [Tuesday, October 9, 2001]

../huge_cock\..: may i fuck you

../huge_cock\..: may i fuck you

ShanMonster: No, you may not.

../huge_cock\..: why not

ShanMonster: I prefer people whose IQs are higher than their weights.

../huge_cock\..: i am clever than you i can be horny but i am not stpid if there is a stupid person it is you

ShanMonster: I'm sorry. I apparently made a mistake. I take it you're a very slightly-built guy, hmm?

../huge_cock\..: ok

ShanMonster: What's ok?

../huge_cock\..: it is ok i mean

ShanMonster: That still does not answer my question.

../huge_cock\..: i am not a well built guy but i am not slightly built guy too

ShanMonster: What is your weight to IQ ratio?

../huge_cock\..: my i q is 140 and my weight is 67 kg

../huge_cock\..: i think iq ratio is much more

ShanMonster: Are you really in New York?

../huge_cock\..: i am not in newyork now

ShanMonster: I didn't think so. Are you even in the US?

../huge_cock\..: my second language is not english

../huge_cock\..: yes i have been USA

ShanMonster: I am not accustomed to Americans using metric.

../huge_cock\..: me too they rae very silly

../huge_cock\..: but i learned them but i forgot

../huge_cock\..: now

ShanMonster: I have no idea if you're talking about Americans or the metric system.

../huge_cock\..: yes iam talking about it

../huge_cock\..: they always want to be different it is metric too

../huge_cock\..: it is different country

ShanMonster: If I told you I understood, I'd be lying.

../huge_cock\..: my english is bad sory

ShanMonster: So are your intentions.

../huge_cock\..: do you mean my aim

ShanMonster: Uhh, possibly.

../huge_cock\..: i am thinking how can i induce you

ShanMonster: You've already induced me to at least one action.

../huge_cock\..: to have s.. wit me

ShanMonster: I'd rather s..wat you.

../huge_cock\..: mee too

../huge_cock\..: what you say

ShanMonster: I think this conversation can serve no purpose.

../huge_cock\..: why not i can come to you at a weekend

ShanMonster: No, thank you. I just got over a flu. I'd rather not be physically sick again.

../huge_cock\..: why you think sex like a sickness

ShanMonster: Because they both induce diarrhea and vomiting, of course!

../huge_cock\..: İ THİNK YOU HAVE A PHYSİCAL PROBLEM YOUR BODY İS NOT STRONG

ShanMonster: I think you have a caps lock problem.

../huge_cock\..: sory

../huge_cock\..: have you got any pics

ShanMonster: No. I ate them all.

../huge_cock\..: you are not funy

ShanMonster: Thank goodness. I don't even know what funy means.

../huge_cock\..: sory funny i can't speak english too goood but you don't know anything about my countries language ok than shut up. i know two languages and you only just one

../huge_cock\..: than don't talk too much ok

../huge_cock\..: i am sory

../huge_cock\..: i don't want to hurt you to much

../huge_cock\..: if you won't chat with me i will stop typing to you

ShanMonster: Thank you.

ShanMonster: I don't mock you because of your poor English skills. I mock you for sexually harassing someone who has clearly let it be known she does not want to be plagued by online solicitation.

../huge_cock\..: no i want to do it in real life

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