The ShanMonster vs. «¤Kļ§§¤» [Monday, December 17, 2001]

«¤Kļ§§¤»: hi 16/m/Australia want a picture of my dick?

ShanMonster: I'd rather have a penis print than a picture. It's for identification purposes.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: what do ya mean?

ShanMonster: Sometimes, in the case of sex crimes, police take penis print dustings.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: lol ok

ShanMonster: No, it's nothing to laugh about. It's how they discovered who really killed Jon Benet.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: well why do u want one of those?

ShanMonster: A girl can never be too safe. I ask all my lovers for this as a means of protection for myself.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: well im not your lover

ShanMonster: Oh. I'm sorry. I've apparently misinterpreted your overtures.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: lol i wanna just show u mine

ShanMonster: Your lover?

«¤Kļ§§¤»: no my penis

ShanMonster: I am not your penis.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: no i wanna show u my penis

ShanMonster: I don't think that's a good idea.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: why not?

ShanMonster: Because I am a police officer, and you are underaged.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: yeah but thats dosent matter im showing you for my own benifets not yours

ShanMonster: You obviously don't understand international laws concerning pederasty. If I am caught with lewd pictures of minors, I could serve a stiff prison sentence.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: but u wont be cuz u will delete it

ShanMonster: Then let's pretend you sent it to me already, and have the thing done with.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: but then you cant tell me what ya think

ShanMonster: Oh yes, I certainly can.

«¤Kļ§§¤»: pleeeeeeeeeease

ShanMonster: Ok. My. What a..... specimen.

ShanMonster: My wife would love to take a look at that, too.

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