The ShanMonster vs. kalosha [Thursday, December 20, 2001]

kalosha: hi dear i like cyber sex do u??

kalosha: hi can u send me ur web site to see

ShanMonster: I don't think you would understand it. I use some pretty big words.

kalosha: ok tell me what u mean

ShanMonster: If you can't even understand the anti-sexual harassment script I put in my ICQ user information, you're certainly not going to be able to follow along with the writings on my website. And I'm also fairly certain you won't understand how other people find your incompetence amusing.

kalosha: tell me about ur self so cleaer and let me know about u

ShanMonster: I am a predator, much like a raptor or a lion. I feed upon the socially-retarded, and regurgitate the results online for the nourishment of my readership.

kalosha: what u mean by the last sentense u wrote pls with simple english

ShanMonster: I interview dumb people.

kalosha: dumb???? whats it mean

ShanMonster: Dumb people are the sort of people who try to initiate sexual dalliances with people who have already made it clear they are not interested.

kalosha: are u here

ShanMonster: No. I am not in Egypt.

kalosha: i mean in net.. are u intrested in sexual ways

ShanMonster: I don't think I need to answer that.

kalosha: i want to understand clearly give me the chance pls

ShanMonster: I do not want to cyber. I do not want to give you masturbation material. I do not want to imagine you sexually aroused, with one hand on your teeny weeny and the other on your keyboard. I do not like it, Sam I am.....

kalosha: ok what u want to give me do u like send me ur pic and me too

ShanMonster: No. If anything, I'd like to send you a few clues to rub together.

kalosha: ok send pls

ShanMonster: Oh dear. This is really very bad.

kalosha: why

ShanMonster: Because you might find someone of a similar intellect who will agree to procreate with you. Natural selection has flown out the window.

kalosha: are u real female?

ShanMonster: Well, I wasn't created in a factory.

kalosha: that mean ur really female?

ShanMonster: Only when I feel like it. Why?

kalosha: becayse i want to open ur legs and lick it all

ShanMonster: They don't have doors, you know.

kalosha: yes i know but u must feel that u want that

kalosha: why u dont answer?

ShanMonster: Maybe I think you're a psycho. The only way I know you could open my legs is with a sharp item, like a can lid, a knife, or a scalpel, and this means I'm very glad you are thousands of miles away. Go away before I report you to the police.

kalosha: why u ssay that i didnt say something let u angry and even i'm sorry

ShanMonster: I said you are a criminal, and I'm going to make sure you go to jail.

ShanMonster: I'm going to get the police, right now. You'll be even sorrier, then....

kalosha: ok thank u

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