The ShanMonster vs. corrupt [Monday, January 21, 2002]

corrupt: hi there would u pls be kind enough and tell me what is ur favourite bra color?

ShanMonster: Puce.

corrupt: ?

ShanMonster: What did you not understand?

corrupt: nope sorry

ShanMonster: Now I'm the one who's confused.

corrupt: so what is ur favourite color madam pls?

ShanMonster: Puce.

corrupt: how nice what is ur size?

ShanMonster: I wear size 9 1/2.

corrupt: d cups?

ShanMonster: I like peanut butter cups.

corrupt: i c i mean r they big or small?

ShanMonster: I like them big enough to take bites out of.

corrupt: what r u talking about i was talking about ur breast if it was big or small?

ShanMonster: That depends on which one you're talking about.

corrupt: how is that u have a big one and a small one?

ShanMonster: Now you're implying I have two.

corrupt: u have only one

ShanMonster: I do?

corrupt: i am asking u?

ShanMonster: I think you are, but I'm not certain. Anyway, I like Reese's cups. They're my favourites.

corrupt: do u8 have a pic?

ShanMonster: What's a pic?

corrupt: picture

ShanMonster: Of course I don't. It's against my religion.

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