The ShanMonster vs. Optimus [Wednesday, January 30, 2002]

Optimus: hi. you do martial arts?

ShanMonster: Yes.

Optimus: so you do martial arts?

ShanMonster: How many times do you want an affirmative answer?

Optimus: im sorry :(

ShanMonster: No need to apologize....

Optimus: how come you take so long to message?

ShanMonster: Because I'm not always at my computer, although my computer is always online.

Optimus: oh... im 5'7" 155lbs brown hair brown eyes, muscular you?

ShanMonster: No, I'm a bit different than that. What does this have to do with martial arts?

Optimus: i dunno i kinda want you to kick my ass

ShanMonster: That's pretty sad, you know. If that's all you want, why don't you go into a rough part of town and start making fun of its denizens.

Optimus: youre pretty stupid

ShanMonster: That won't work. This ICQ chat is not exactly a tough neighbourhood.

[ Previous ICQvert | Next ICQvert | ShanMonster vs. the ICQverts ]