The ShanMonster vs. NoBody [Thursday, February 14, 2002]

NoBody: wanna make love ???

NoBody: take about sex ??

ShanMonster: What sort of sex does someone without a body take part in?

NoBody: take about only

ShanMonster: I don't understand.

NoBody: yes babe

NoBody: do u have some sexy pic ??

ShanMonster: No. I gave them all away to online perverts.

NoBody: where ??

ShanMonster: All over the place. An inordinate amount of them come from USA and Turkey, for some reason, but yes, there are plenty of Egyptian perverts, too.

NoBody: even non sexy pic ??

ShanMonster: The non-sexy photography stays with me in Canada.

NoBody: and where r u now ??

ShanMonster: I'm in hiding.

NoBody: so how i can see u nude ??

ShanMonster: Who said you could in the first place?

NoBody: no way :(

ShanMonster: Are you responding to what I'm writing, or to someone else altogether?

NoBody: responding to what i am thinking

ShanMonster: Then why do you bother molesting women online when you are obviously more than capable of molesting the women in your mind?

NoBody: i am watching sex movie do u like ?? they r taking shower and making love .. did u tried that before

ShanMonster: No. I never shower. I prefer a more natural smell.

NoBody: i see

ShanMonster: No, I don't think you do. Thankfully, we're a few thousand kilometres apart.

NoBody: but i cam smille it

ShanMonster: Then you have something with which to draw a comparison. You see, the behaviour of ignorant, sexually-harassing folks like you is just as obnoxious to me as the smell of the perpetually unwashed may be to you.

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