The ShanMonster vs. casper [Sunday, April 7, 2002]

casper: hi wanna chat about sex?

ShanMonster: There's nothing I'd rather do. However, I'm kinda busy with a carrot right now.

casper: hi

ShanMonster: I'm onto potatos now.

casper: where u live? ru married?

ShanMonster: I live in a big black boot. Sometimes I'm married, and sometimes I'm not. It depends whether or not I've remembered to wear my wedding band.

casper: where do u live honey? when was ur last time u have had sex?

ShanMonster: I already told you where I live. As for sex, well, it's a mystical ecstasis I experience ephemerally from time to time. You see, I'm a bride of Christ.

casper: but ur pussy need a real cock to satisfy honey

ShanMonster: I think it's probably bad for your eternal soul to talk to nuns that way.

casper: honey but that's the real the pussy needs always a strong cock to satisfy it

ShanMonster: How can something lacking muscles be strong, other than in odour?

casper: but honey when the cock become erected it's harde than stone and give more pleasure when it comes up and down of the hot pussy

ShanMonster: Your mastery of the erotic aspects of the English language is compelling.

casper: and then honey while the cock coming in and out of the hot pussy the great feeling of the fingers whike it squeez the clit. very hard

ShanMonster: Out of curiosity, do you talk to strangers like this in real life? If so, you probably have a substantial criminal record, hmm?

casper: and i'm sure that i've a very hard strong cock also honey u would never forget it while it's rubbing so hard and fast over ur clit which become more and more ercted and hot while my hands squeez ur lovely buttox now

ShanMonster: I don't have buttox.

casper: o.k pussy enough;))) o.k pussy is enough

ShanMonster: Is it called a pussy because of all the pus?

casper: honey the pus will be formed if u let ur pussy unworking

ShanMonster: That's not what Jesus told me.

casper: but htat's the god told us to live with each others and marry and fill the earth with children who pray for the god

ShanMonster: I've already filled the earth with children. Heck, I buried four just last week.

casper: do u have a pic.?

ShanMonster: Of the buried children? You're disgusting.

casper: honey i wanna a pic. of urselffffff

ShanMonster: Jesus doesn't let me do that. He's very jealous.

casper: ohhhhhh honey o.k for jesus i wanna see ur pic. jesus very mercifull;))

ShanMonster: He came to bring the sword. He also came other ways, too, but that's between the two of us.

casper: so honey have u make sex before with jesus?

ShanMonster: Only when I pray.

casper: so u must enjoy anal sex with him very much

ShanMonster: He doesn't like it when I use carrots on him, actually. Or potatos.

casper: honey so he must have a very strong cock that first rub around ur anus whie his finger go deeper in ur anus and roll every where there

ShanMonster: Jesus just came home, so I'll have to let you go. He thinks you need to find a girlfriend fast.

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