The ShanMonster vs. wildcat [Monday, June 24, 2002]

wildcat: do you have a web cam?

ShanMonster: Why?

wildcat: becuase i have one and it would be fun to chat to someone with one also

ShanMonster: I don't have it hooked up that way.

wildcat: what do you mean? what way do you have it hooked up

ShanMonster: It's a chinchilla cam.

wildcat: kewl, lol, for your pet?

ShanMonster: Yeah. But they haven't been online in a long while. The exposure was getting to them.

wildcat: why dont you go on?

ShanMonster: Because there's nothing very exciting about watching slack-jawed people go about their surfing.

wildcat: what do you mean, i'm not surfing, how old are you?

ShanMonster: I didn't say you were surfing. However, I get pretty slack-jawed when I am. I get tv face.

wildcat: lol, that would be fun to watch, want to try?

ShanMonster: Not really.

wildcat: so what do you do for a living?

ShanMonster: All sorts of things, including dance, modelling, DJing, fitness instruction, and freelance writing.

wildcat: do you have a pic?

ShanMonster: Yup.

wildcat: are you married?

ShanMonster: Yes.

wildcat: i'm moving back to newfoundland in aug, do you have any naked pictures

ShanMonster: Somehow, I knew this conversation was shaping up this way. All my pictures are naked. I've never found any need to clothe them, unless you count picture frames as garb.

wildcat: what do you mean there all naked?

ShanMonster: I don't know of any pictures that wear clothing, hence, they are all naked.

wildcat: lol, do you have any pictures that your naked in them

ShanMonster: Yes, but you need a penny or a key with which to scrape off the clothing.

wildcat: what do you mean?

ShanMonster: They use the same technology as scratch lottery tickets.

wildcat: so what does your hubby do for a living?

ShanMonster: He puts silver scratch coating on photos and lottery tickets.

wildcat: and he does the same for your pictures

ShanMonster: Yup. Except it's not silver for my pictures. It's clothing-coloured.

wildcat: kewl, that sounds like fun, how much do you sell them for

ShanMonster: I don't sell them.

wildcat: send me a pic

ShanMonster: I already sent you to the appropriate URL.

wildcat: no nake picture there tho.

ShanMonster: That's a very interesting, obsolete word.

wildcat: so what do you do with them?

ShanMonster: I use them to taunt internet perverts.

wildcat: what do you do for fun?

ShanMonster: I look up misspelled words in order to discover obsolete language.

wildcat: who do you work for, thats a kewl, must be smart

ShanMonster: I'm not working for any "kewl," smart people right now.

wildcat: your not working at all?

ShanMonster: Only my mind....

wildcat: lol, your weird, lol but i bet your kewl when someoen gets to know you

ShanMonster: Why do you say "kewl" instead of "cool"? It's no more economical. In fact, the correct spelling is quicker to type since you don't have to move your right ring finger extraneously to get the "o".

wildcat: lol, i dont know, i think its becuase my friend in elementry school spelled it that way and he was kewl, so now i spell it that way, i thought it was stupid back then i dont know why i do it now

ShanMonster: I find it quite irritating, actually.

wildcat: ok cool, sorry, becuase i know how you feel, i will stop saying it all togeather so what do you do for fun?

ShanMonster: I already told you. I just discovered the verb nake.

wildcat: what i'm not as smart as you so try to talk to me at my same level

ShanMonster: You want to be sexually harassed by strangers?

wildcat: i'm not harasseding you? am i

ShanMonster: Here's the scenario. A woman is at the park, minding their own business, when a guy starts having a conversation with them. This is fine, but suddenly, without provocation, the man asks the woman if she has any naked photos to give out. Is this normally considered acceptable behaviour?

wildcat: no, but there is a time and a place, in the park there arnt women giving out pictures of them self, and the net is full of people looking for sex, but you said you didnt want to chat that way so i stopped

ShanMonster: You assume the majority of women online are looking for sex?

wildcat: well i'm not looking for sex but 50% of them dont mind chatting about it, and your a model, some models have naked pictures, they call art, i dont know

ShanMonster: You think that models, in particular, are looking for sex?

wildcat: no, gee, ok, if you want to chat, lets chat, i will not talk dirty, if not we should stop chatting

ShanMonster: Don't get too defensive, here. I'm trying to figure out what makes people believe online behaviour should be different and distinct from in-the-flesh communication.

wildcat: ok, thats fair, on line is full of sex, and your hiding behind laws and a computer to protect you i guess, i would talk like that in person, thats for sure, :) and this is safe, if you cyber on here you get off and you dont have to worrie about stds and that kinds stuff, playing on the web cam

ShanMonster: Sure. There's also phone sex for that sort of thing. I don't believe the internet is any more sex-obsessed than any other media. Literature, television, film, and even radio have plenty of T&A, and the right street corners do, too.

wildcat: well i'm not looking for a hooker

ShanMonster: No, because you don't want to pay.

wildcat: no becuase i dont want a dirty girl, i have lots of money, i dont have sex with just anyone, i'm not that low, and i have had phone sex

ShanMonster: Just because someone is a prostitute doesn't mean they don't have good hygiene.

wildcat: thats not true at all, if someone is having sex all the time, kissing people they will catch thing, and pass them on, its dirty

ShanMonster: I'm not so sure that all hookers kiss people indiscriminately. Smart whores use rubbers and get tested for STDs regularly. I think there's possibly a greater chance of picking up a disease from some cute coed at a bar.

wildcat: not really i never had sex with out a rubber in my life, and i have a girlfriend for over two years now. normal people in a park dont chat about hookers either

wildcat: would you watch me play on my cam?

ShanMonster: You really haven't caught on, have you?

wildcat: are you gay

ShanMonster: I suppose only a gay woman would spurn such well-turned advances.

wildcat: i guess

ShanMonster: Oh dear.

wildcat: what?

ShanMonster: Welcome to my page. I hope you enjoy the notoriety.

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