The ShanMonster vs. Prince [Monday, September 30, 2002]

Prince: u got cam or pic babes?

Prince: who r uy

ShanMonster: what s vz

Prince: do u hav web cam

ShanMonster: It fell in the toilet.

Prince: how

ShanMonster: I'd just finished doing an upclose anal session, and the damned thing got stuck. I tried pretty much everything, but it was firmly lodged in my rectum. I finally administered a champagne and oatmeal enema, and that did the trick. However, my Quick Cam fell in the toilet, and I think it didn't survive the plunge.

Prince: grin and why didnt u elt me see all that sexy scenes do u hae a web page of ur nudes

ShanMonster: I don't have any nudes. What do you think I am--some sort of pervert?

Prince: yea i guess so lol

ShanMonster: I resent that assumption.

Prince: hust being pervert needs guts

ShanMonster: What does hust mean? And as for guts, only a truly demented pervert would make use of intestines.

Prince: oh whatever u like sex and nude cams?

ShanMonster: What is a nude cam?

Prince: poeple who get nude of cameras

ShanMonster: The implication is that the camera itself is lacking clothing.

Prince: poeple get nude of camera idiot

ShanMonster: Are you one of these camera idiots?

ShanMonster: If you are, I'm certainly nude of you.

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