The ShanMonster vs. john [Wednesday, October 2, 2002]

john: do you like a sex?

ShanMonster: Male is good. But so is female. I guess I like 'em both.

john: do you like a male?I'm male

ShanMonster: Wow! I'd never have guessed.

john: are you a woman? don't you like make a sex with a man?

ShanMonster: Wait a minute, here. I think you've just changed the subject. You didn't ask "Do you like sex?" You asked, "Do you like a sex?" The addition of the word "a" makes a big difference in the meaning of "sex." It changes it from a verb to a noun.

john: ý asked you sex? Do you like it?

ShanMonster: Not right now. My herpes has flared up something fierce.

john: what does it mean herpes?

ShanMonster: It's a venereal disease that manifests as cold sores on the pudendum.

john: do you want to make a cyber sex now? are you virgin?

ShanMonster: Of course I'm not a virgin. I didn't get herpes from sitting on a toilet seat. And no, I don't want to make a cyber sex. I'd rather be baking gingerbread.

john: have you ever make a grup sex?

ShanMonster: I don't even know what a grup is, but I suppose it's possible. I had a pretty wild youth.

john: for example, do you want to make a sex with 2 woman and 1 man? I like this position

ShanMonster: What sort of gender would this be? I think it would be a strange sort of hermaphrodite, in a conjoined triplet sort of way. It was nice chatting with you, but I have to go bake that gingerbread now. Goodbye.

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