I've been looking for a savior
In these dirty streets.
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.
I've been raising up my hands,
Drive another nail in!
Got enough guilt to start my own religion.

--Tori Amos, "Crucify," from Little Earthquakes

No, I'm not religious. And no, I'm not even trying to say that you ought to worship anyone, let alone some poor sod who may or may not have kicked it roughly two thousand years ago.

All I'm trying to say is, with the powers of persuasion, induction, and deduction that I've developed, I can prove to you that Jesus Christ was as goth as fuck.

Don't believe me? Check out the links on the lefthand side of the page....

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If these pages made you lose goth credibility by making you crack a smile, please consider leaving a tip in my virtual tip jar! It's what Jesus would do.