Divine Album Titles

As per everyone's expectations, a series of goth-like album titles have cropped up.

• Alas the Madonna Does Not Function (Nurse With Wound). Even Jesus had a disfunctional family.
• ..and from this broken cross..our misery (Masochistic Religion).
• Antichrist Superstar (Marilyn Manson).
• Blade Halo (Veer Chasm). Remember the crown of thorns? Well, this is Jesus' other hat.
• Children of God (The Swans). Jesus was one of 'em, considering the old guy bred like a bunny or something. He must have been old-school Catholic, hmm? His kids were the angels, us, Lucifer, Adam, Lillith, Eve, and... Jesus? Once again, what a disfunctional family!
• Christmeister (Numb).
• Christ the Pale Queens (Current 93). I think this is about Jesus in drag.
• Crucifixtion (Marilyn Manson). Is truth really stranger?
• Golgotha (Controlled Bleeding). I think Golgotha was Jesus' favourite club.
• Gospel Word (Blackhouse). The language he spoke? Never mind....
• Halo (Prayer Tower). This album is about Christ's hat, I think.
• Hey Christian God (Snog). This looks like a polite way to open a prayer.
• In Absentia Christi (Monumentum).
• Jesus Built My Hotrod (Ministry). Okay, so it's actually an ep. Sue me.
• Jesus Christ Proudly Presents (Christian Death). See? I told you he liked goth music.
• Jesus Christ Superstar (Laibach). I'd pay thirty pieces of silver to watch Laibach in this musical.
• Jesus Points the Bone at You? (Christian Death). Okay. This is a little more sexually explicit than we want to get with the Messiah.
• Lacrima Christi (Christian Death). If it wasn't Latin, it'd sound like an ice-cream flavour.
• Lacrimae Christi (South of No North). Ibid.
• Sex and Drugs and Jesus Christ (Christian Death). By this point we are all aware that Christian Death likes Jesus. I think they win the "Jesus Loves His Goth Children Award."
• Shadow Jesus (Arts and Decay).
• Tetragrammaton (Pale Rider). This album is dedicated to Jesus' Dad!
• Twenty First Century Jesus (Messiah).

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